'Hey Zag, my Dad, he's here and wants to have a word, be cool man, go along with what he says, OK?' 'Oh, anyway we're here, man, waiting up for you! We know you're going to make it, I would say eventually!' 'Erm, Zag your uncle's passing through, not Dad, the other one I mean, and he just wanted to check in, see how you're doing, so.'ДЄh-hah, there you are, my little nephew! Dionysus showing you the ropes, or what? You want a real feast, though, you just stick with me now take my blessing, go!

Although, be that as it may, I shall attempt to remain focused on your situation. 'Perhaps Lord Dionysus here is the true god of strategy, as it appears he is uncannily aware of my next move, Cousin. 'Hey, Zag, when you arrive, it's going to be a real scene, I'll tell you now! Even Athena here will cut loose for a bit, let down her hair, you know, put on something more comfy, yeah, it's going to be great!' 'Oh, come on, Athena girl, you really mean to tell me that discovering a long-lost relative isn't a cause for celebrating right away, I mean, you can't be telling me a thing like that? Because if Zag isn't a cause for feasting, I don't know what is!' My Lord Dionysus here, he goes about as though this is a festive matter of some sort!' 'Some members of our family do not yet fully understand just how precarious your situation is, Cousin. 'Eh, tells me I'm being an awful load, and to back off, all sorts of nasty stuff like that, what can you do, though, right?' 'Oh, great, it's you, Zagreus! Here, let me offer you some fine new Boons, as well as Lord Dionysus here, who I am sure would love to talk your ear off just as much as mine!' 'Leave it to the god of wine to liven things up around here.' 'Heeey, there, Zag, man, how's it going? Look, you have got to get here with the rest of us already, we been saving you a spot! Let me see what I can do, make life a little sweeter for you in the meantime!' 'That was.revelry? People having a good time? Well, sure, then! In the name of Hades! Olympus, I'll accept this message.'

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